Applying At Bloomberg LP

Some parents and educators applied for Cathie Black's old job at Hearst.

What the hell, if she doesn't need any educator credentials to run the NYC school system, why should anybody need credentials for anything?

Under that theory, I will applying to Bloomberg LP to be a reporter for Bloomberg News.

They're hiring people who are "The New Type B."

Heck, I can be "The New Type B".

Oh, yes I can.

Let's face it, dear reader. You know that I am

a new and emergent personality—for a new kind of global company. More than just one homogenized person, it’s an all-embracing movement in the workforce. Better informed, outspoken and phenomenally effective.

I'll be using you all as references.

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