Saturday, February 12, 2011

Bloomberg Won't Let Clueless Cathie Black Talk To Associated Press

Apparently learning from the New York Magazine fiasco, Mayor Moneybags has reinstituted the media gag on Clueless Cathie Black, barring the Associated Press from speaking to the NYC schools chancellor for an article chronicling her first few weeks in office.

Wonder what Bloomberg used for the gag?

Condoms?

Scotch?

Cathie Black's own foot?

Whatever he used, he's keeping her quiet because the only thing they can trust her with is scripted ed deform boilerplate.

And even that she can't get quite right.

So best to keep her quiet.

Let's see how long this lasts - both the media gag and the chancellorship.

I still maintain that a few more months of mishaps, and Cathie with an "i" might just decide she needs to spend more time with her family.
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    Question would you want to also post or share another writing piece that I wrote a long time ago? Its about resigning or being terminated and also really funny.
    (My goal is to eventually get this piece on Huffington).

    http://talesofasweetgirl.blogspot.com/2010/09/resignation-or-termination.html

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    FOIA works both ways, Moneybags. Besides, Mikey can't really be serious about keeping a gag on Cathie Black after all the crap that comes flying out of his own mouth.

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