Mr. Bloomberg was introspective as he spoke, and seemed both restless and wistful. When he sat down for the interview, it was a few days before his 50th college reunion. His mortality has started dawning on him, at 72. And he admitted he was a bit taken aback by how many of his former classmates had been appearing in the “in memoriam” pages of his school newsletter.But if he senses that he may not have as much time left as he would like, he has little doubt about what would await him at a Judgment Day. Pointing to his work on gun safety, obesity and smoking cessation, he said with a grin: “I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”
A little man with an ego so fevered he thinks even "God" will bow to his wishes.
As a teacher, I will undoubtedly endure a lengthy, complicated interview process to atone for my sins of attempting to educate America's youth.
ReplyDeleteBloomberg says teachers go to John Bunyan's hell.
DeleteHopefully, they're not using the Danielson Method up there to rate people......
DeleteI suppose I shouldn't be surprised--this little twerp's ego is boundless.
ReplyDeleteIt cannot be contained by the universe. Can you imagine the damage done to him as a child that he grew up to be this emotionally needy?
DeleteHoly shit! "I am heading straight in." I've never read anything like that i all my life.
ReplyDeleteCan even GOD be bought by Bloombucks, ya think?????
DeleteBloomberg hasn't mentioned the reality about when he thinks he will reach the gates for the next phase...he will be floating upside down and he will surely get the "sunburn" of his life...and the pitchfork in a very private place.
ReplyDeleteThat's for all his evil policies against humanity.
Mr Bloomberg...we all reap what we sow.
If there's karma, maybe Bloombucks will come back as a teacher.....
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