Just follow the rules and conventions of our shallow, empty, consumerist society and everything will be all right.
But if you step outside the lines, WE WILL PEPPER SPRAY YOUR ASS.
And that's the best you can hope for.
We might bring some freedom to you, just like we brought freedom to these Afghan children.
Or these Pakistani soldiers.
Or maybe we'll just stick you in a cell next to Bradley Manning where Obama the Nobel Peace Prize Winner will order you to be tortured.
The point is, you had better follow the fucking rules if you don't want trouble.
Have you got that now?
Especially you lousy dirty OWS hippies in LA and Philadelphia.
You got 'til Cyber Monday before we come for your hippie asses.
