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Showing posts with label Pitbull. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pitbull. Show all posts

Friday, December 25, 2015

Jeb Bush Loves Pitbull

There are lots of reasons to dislike Jeb Bush - here's another one in this NY Times piece about Bush's alleged "sense of humor":

Jeb Bush had grown fond of Pitbull, the Miami performer gone global, who seemed to share his zeal for education policy. But Mr. Bush, a former Florida governor, had a question: Why the stage name? 

The artist replied that a friend had suggested it years ago while they were en route to a pit-bull fight.
“Well,” Mr. Bush replied at their meeting early this year, “good thing you weren’t on the way to a cockfight.”

Hey, great - Bush is pal's with misogynistic rapper/charter school entrepreneur Pitbull and can make penis jokes.

What a dick.

There - I can make penis jokes too.

One of the delights of this presidential season so far is to see that the more money Bush and his surrogates spend on pushing Bush as a candidate, the more people dislike him and his poll numbers plummet.

If he sticks around much longer, he's going to be in Jindal territory.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Pitbull Eau de Toilette for Men

 Misogynistic rapper and charter school operator Pitbull has a wonderful exclusive fragrance set he's selling at Amazon.com.

The set retails for $55.00 and is described this way:

  • Top Notes - Sundrenched citruses of bergamot and mandarin meet warm spices of cardamom and sage.
  • Mid Notes - An unexpected twist of a violet masculine floracy and the undeniably sexy combo of woods and verbena.
  • Base Notes - Sultry vetiver melts into musks and evolve into the sensual warm depths of rich tonka bean and ambers.
  • Contents: This Pitbull Man Set includes 3.4oz EDT Spray, 3.4oz Shower Gel and 3.4oz After Shave.
  • Inspiration - When creating this fragrance for Pitbull, we immediately thought about a trip around the world. The electric energy of each city and its nightlife inspired us to create an ultra masculine, provocative and seductive, scent with a signature that will last until sunrise. Citrus top notes of give a burst of energy to the fragrance while warm spices and a sensual background of rich woods and musks allow him to exude confidence knowing he is an international man of love.
  • Pitbull Man - 3PC Gift Set
    Confident, charismatic, magnetic, spicy, stylish, and sexy, Pitbull’s style embodies a bit of everywhere in the world. He is the bridge builder who brings global elements and puts them together in his sounds, his words, his music and in his new fragrance. Pitbull Man is a scent of assured and seductive masculinity, its unique signature is featured through a warm spiced vetiver. Contents: This Pitbull Man Set includes 3.4oz EDT Spray, 3.4oz Shower Gel and 3.4oz After Shave.

    The Fragrance Notes
    • Top Notes - Sundrenched citruses of bergamot and mandarin meet warm spices of cardamom and sage.
    • Mid Notes - An unexpected twist of a violet masculine floracy and the undeniably sexy combo of woods and verbena.
    • Base Notes - Sultry vetiver melts into musks and evolve into the sensual warm depths of rich tonka bean and ambers.
    The Inspiration
    When creating this fragrance for Pitbull, we immediately thought about a trip around the world. The electric energy of each city and its nightlife inspired us to create an ultra masculine, provocative, and seductive scent with a signature that will last until sunrise. Citrus top notes of give a burst of energy to the fragrance while warm spices and a sensual background of rich woods and musks allow him to exude confidence knowing he is an international man of love.
    Who Is Pitbull?
    Armando Christian Perez, aka Pitbull, is also known as Mr. Worldwide and Mr. 305. He is a globally successful musician, performer, business entrepreneur, fashion icon and actor whose career sales exceed 5 million albums and 40 million singles worldwide. Pitbull has #1 hits in more than 15 countries and his videos have been viewed more than 3 billion times. His music video for the single “Give Me Everything” has received over 300 million views on YouTube.
     
Three reviewers give it negative reviews:

It smells like old, musty, pooch with foaming mouth that listened too much rap music and went loco from all the rhythms.

Do i really want to know what this smells like? If its anything like his music it will be awful. 

I was really excited to get this but as soon as I opened it up I started making awful music. Also I had overwhelming urge to be an idiot. 

It sounds like a delightful gift for anybody you think might want to smell like an arrogant, misogynistic jerk, but be careful before you purchase because it comes with the following warning:

Special Shipping Information: This item is non-returnable and is not available for 2-day shipping due to additional shipping requirements.

Yeah, Pitbull's selling some overpriced, non-returnable Old Spice for $55 bucks.

What is it they say in Glengarry Glen Ross that fits so well with these charter school operators?

Oh, yeah - always be closing.

Always be closing.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Arne Duncan, Joel Klein To Guest On Next Pitbull CD


Misogynist rapper/charter school operator Armando Perez, AKA Pitbull, has announced that Secretary of Education Arne Duncan and former NYC Schools Chancellor Joel Klein will guest on his next cd.

Pitbull, who has worked with famed artists like Chris Brown, Jennifer Lopez, and Enrique Iglesias on his albums, told Education Week that he is very excited to be working with two of his biggest education reform heroes on his next cd.

"Listen, I met these guys at some education reform thing and we were in the club after, you know, just hanging, bottle in each hand, when Arne says 'Hey, man, I love that thing you did with Enrique, that song Come and Go!  What do you think about me and Joel doing a song with you on your next album?'"

Pitbull said it seemed like a silly idea at the time, the Education Secretary and the former NYC Schools Chancellor guesting on a Pitbull album, but the more they talked about the idea, the more it grew on them.

"You wouldn't think it, you know," Pitbull told Education Week, "but Arne, Joel and me have a lot in common.  We're all excited by innovation, whether it's in music or education reform, we're all into making the free market work for us, and we're all into big, fat booties.  Especially Joel - no one loves tapping that shit more than him!"

Still, the idea of Duncan and Klein guesting on Pitbull's next cd wasn't without pitfalls.

"We couldn't decide in the beginning what song to do together," Pitbull explained.  "I'm doing an album of remakes with special guests, you see, so it had to be an old song of mine.  Joel wanted to do That's Nasty, which I did back in '04, or Juice Box, which is from '09, while I wanted to redo Culo, my first single, or Jungle Fever with them.  But Arne said "Naw, naw, we gotta do Everybody Fucks, man!  We gotta do Everybody Fucks!  That song is the shit!'  So that's what we decided to do.  It'll be out next week on iTunes, in stores the week after."

Klein, Duncan and Pitbull will be sharing the stage at The National Alliance of Public Charter Schools Conference this week, but Pitbull told Education Week they won't be rapping Everybody Fucks at the conference. 

"Nah," Pitbull said, laughing, "We won't be rapping.  We'll be talking about 'No Excuses!' education reforms at the conference.  And union busting, of course.  That's what we're there for.  But Joel and Arne like to hit the clubs after, look for the ladies, you know, so who knows?  There might be a little late night or early morning activity for us before it's all over!"

Arne, Joel And Pitbull: Don't Stop The Party!

Misogynist rapper/charter school operator Armanda Perez AKA Pitbull is joining former NYC schools chancellor Joel Klein and current Secretary of Education Privatization Arne Duncan at The National Alliance of Public Charter Schools Conference this week to promote all things reformy.

After a week of "Sex Creep Teacher" bashing in the New York Daily News, I wonder how it is that "Ben "Where Are The Perverts?" Chapman and the rest of the Perv Teacher Squad at the Daily News  aren't getting on Klein and Duncan for appearing at a forum with a guy whose first charting single was called "Culo" and who has another song called "Juice Box" with the following lyrics:

That juice box wet, she keep that juice box juicy, 
I like  
That juice box wet, she keep that juice box juicy, 
I like  
That juice box wet, she keep that juice box juicy, 
I like  
That juice box wet, she keep that juice box juicy,
I like
My life, 

Vincent Van Gogh couldn't paint it  
And I love that you hate it 
I fuck 'em, you date 'em, 
I'm hotter than Satan 
Look partner just save it

Yeah, that's classy stuff - Pitbull makes for a heckuva role model for both boys and girls.

Oh, wait - no, he actually doesn't.

Actually he's a creep (one might even say, from his lyrics, that he might even be a "sex creep".)

But the charter school folks love him and he fits right in because he's an innovator and an entrepreneur and a moneymaker and isn't that all that really matters in the world?

You bet.

Jane Pauley and Margaret Spellings will also be at this reformy shindig.

I don't know about you, but I'm really hoping Pauley, Spellings, Duncan and Klein join Pitbull for a lively rendition of "Juice Box" and "Culo" on stage acting out Pitbull's very classy videos:



Then maybe the Daily News can cover all of that.

Or, more likely, the DN will have another "Sex Creep Teacher" story and just ignore the whole Pitbull/Duncan/Klein soiree completely.

I mean, why should a little hypocrisy stop the charter school/reformy party?