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Friday, December 13, 2013

Pitbull Eau de Toilette for Men

 Misogynistic rapper and charter school operator Pitbull has a wonderful exclusive fragrance set he's selling at Amazon.com.

The set retails for $55.00 and is described this way:

  • Top Notes - Sundrenched citruses of bergamot and mandarin meet warm spices of cardamom and sage.
  • Mid Notes - An unexpected twist of a violet masculine floracy and the undeniably sexy combo of woods and verbena.
  • Base Notes - Sultry vetiver melts into musks and evolve into the sensual warm depths of rich tonka bean and ambers.
  • Contents: This Pitbull Man Set includes 3.4oz EDT Spray, 3.4oz Shower Gel and 3.4oz After Shave.
  • Inspiration - When creating this fragrance for Pitbull, we immediately thought about a trip around the world. The electric energy of each city and its nightlife inspired us to create an ultra masculine, provocative and seductive, scent with a signature that will last until sunrise. Citrus top notes of give a burst of energy to the fragrance while warm spices and a sensual background of rich woods and musks allow him to exude confidence knowing he is an international man of love.
  • Pitbull Man - 3PC Gift Set
    Confident, charismatic, magnetic, spicy, stylish, and sexy, Pitbull’s style embodies a bit of everywhere in the world. He is the bridge builder who brings global elements and puts them together in his sounds, his words, his music and in his new fragrance. Pitbull Man is a scent of assured and seductive masculinity, its unique signature is featured through a warm spiced vetiver. Contents: This Pitbull Man Set includes 3.4oz EDT Spray, 3.4oz Shower Gel and 3.4oz After Shave.

    The Fragrance Notes
    • Top Notes - Sundrenched citruses of bergamot and mandarin meet warm spices of cardamom and sage.
    • Mid Notes - An unexpected twist of a violet masculine floracy and the undeniably sexy combo of woods and verbena.
    • Base Notes - Sultry vetiver melts into musks and evolve into the sensual warm depths of rich tonka bean and ambers.
    The Inspiration
    When creating this fragrance for Pitbull, we immediately thought about a trip around the world. The electric energy of each city and its nightlife inspired us to create an ultra masculine, provocative, and seductive scent with a signature that will last until sunrise. Citrus top notes of give a burst of energy to the fragrance while warm spices and a sensual background of rich woods and musks allow him to exude confidence knowing he is an international man of love.
    Who Is Pitbull?
    Armando Christian Perez, aka Pitbull, is also known as Mr. Worldwide and Mr. 305. He is a globally successful musician, performer, business entrepreneur, fashion icon and actor whose career sales exceed 5 million albums and 40 million singles worldwide. Pitbull has #1 hits in more than 15 countries and his videos have been viewed more than 3 billion times. His music video for the single “Give Me Everything” has received over 300 million views on YouTube.
     
Three reviewers give it negative reviews:

It smells like old, musty, pooch with foaming mouth that listened too much rap music and went loco from all the rhythms.

Do i really want to know what this smells like? If its anything like his music it will be awful. 

I was really excited to get this but as soon as I opened it up I started making awful music. Also I had overwhelming urge to be an idiot. 

It sounds like a delightful gift for anybody you think might want to smell like an arrogant, misogynistic jerk, but be careful before you purchase because it comes with the following warning:

Special Shipping Information: This item is non-returnable and is not available for 2-day shipping due to additional shipping requirements.

Yeah, Pitbull's selling some overpriced, non-returnable Old Spice for $55 bucks.

What is it they say in Glengarry Glen Ross that fits so well with these charter school operators?

Oh, yeah - always be closing.

Always be closing.

3 comments:

  1. You know, I may actually pick up a bottle since I'm running out of my Whitney Tilson Eau de Toilette Spray.

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    1. Dropped my Tilson spray in the toilet the other day. Oops!

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  2. pitbull eau de toilette is great for men. i use this personally. i am using this for so many years.

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