Perdido 03

Perdido 03

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Bloomberg, City Council Agree To Change Name Of NYC To NYU

It was really only a matter of time.

In other news, the 2013 NYC mayoral election has been canceled by Dear Leader Bloomberg.

Great Leader Quinn will assume power when Dear Leader Bloomberg steps down on December 31, 2013.

If Dear Leader Bloomberg steps down.

Remember, he's got his own army, and that army has missiles, so don't try and fuck with him.

It's Bloomberg's world.

He let's you live in it - for now.

1 comment:

  1. Bloomberg told the cops to go on strike. Next, he will ask teachers to go on strike so that he can break the contracrt and fire all the teachers.