Oprah's Favorite Author Has A New Book Out

That's right - James Frey is back and he's better than ever!

He's got a new book out about a bisexual Jesus who helps out his prostitute girlfriend when she needs an abortion.

It sounds FABULOUS!

I am so sure that Oprah will make this a Book of the Month for her Oprah Loves Books Club or whatever she calls it.

Oh, and it costs $50.

So start saving those pennies, kiddies.

You wouldn't want to make Mother Oprah unhappy, would you?

No word on whether Frey is drinking and doing drugs again, but judging by the subject matter, uh, I'd have to say yes.