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Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Chris Christie, Giving Too Much Info, Says He Wraps The Little Christie For Protection

Nothing to say about this except "Huh?"

The Christie camp has been using the hashtag #TellingItLikeItIs to promote the New Jersey governor’s campaign on Twitter. And that’s exactly what he was doing at a town hall meeting in Manchester, New Hampshire Tuesday morning when he explained to a diner full of voters, “I’m a Catholic, but I’ve used birth control, and not just the rhythm method.”

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Near the two-hour mark of the event, a man cited three Bible verses to raise arguments in support of environmental conservation and ending wars abroad. Christie launched into a discussion of how religion is separate from politics, and how Americans have the right to practice their faith as they choose.


“We should all acquit ourselves in a way that we believe is consistent with the teachings that we follow, if we follow certain teachings from a religious perspective,” Christie said. “That’s what I’ll always continue to try to do. Me for instance, I’m a Catholic, but I’ve used birth control, and not just the rhythm method, ok. So, you know, my church has a teaching against birth control. Does that make me an awful Catholic because I believed and practiced that function during part of my life? I don’t think so.”

There were a few laughs, but capturing the mood best was a man in front of Christie who put his palm to his forehead in dismay just after the candidate said “rhythm method.”

You know he's floundering when he's doing rhythm method/birth control jokes and supporters are slapping their foreheads with their palms.

Here's the video:
 



The comments at Politico are great - here's a sampling:

He hasn't seen Little Christie in years.

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Way too much information.......thanks......Wife on top for Safety.....
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Where is the brain bleach...
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"Ok baby, now rub this KFC extra crispy all over you..oh yeah, so hot.."
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The new feminine side of Governor Fatso? Next he'll be telling us he's had an abortion.

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Good, then make sure that women have control over their bodies and not the government and have access to legal, safe, birth control that includes abortion.
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Having your gut panis completely cover your genetalia is NOT a recognized form of birth control, but seeing you in baseball pants might be.

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Once you've seen that picture, it cannot be unseen. Word to the wise.

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I just googled it. My God.
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The Madam requires condoms to keep her girls safe.
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No, that's okay Politico. I didn't feel like eating today any ways.

From 61,000 booing him on Sunday to a collective America looking for the "brain bleach" to wipe away the image conjured up by his sharing his birth control use.

Heckuva week, Chris.

2 comments:

  1. Imagine that tub of lard crawling on top of his pig/wife.

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  2. From Under The BusAugust 4, 2015 at 5:46 PM

    ...and I put a condom over my entire body for safe sex!

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