1 outcome of a Common Core review? Rebrand Tisch says: "We can call them the Empire State standards or the New York State higher standards."
— Chalkbeat New York (@ChalkbeatNY) September 15, 2015
Who’s got a new name for #CommonCore? NY considers a rebranding http://t.co/WJQS5Ta0W2 pic.twitter.com/eoLTVWutWn
— Joseph Spector (@GannettAlbany) September 15, 2015
Tisch's call for a new name for Common Core in New York generated this fine idea:
.@GannettAlbany .@KeshiaClukey Maybe they'll have a contest & the district with the best name idea gets all the funding it is owed
— Sharon (@SharonSloomis) September 15, 2015
A contest to rename Common Core in New York?
Why not!
Here's my entry:
@GarySternNY Cuomo Core.
— rbe (@perdidostschool) September 15, 2015
If you have any ideas for the Common Core rebrand, leave them in the comments.
But remember:
Rename, rebrand, reboot: Whatever Tisch terms the "new" NY standards, they're still Common Core http://t.co/6JErrpvDKR
— rbe (@perdidostschool) September 15, 2015
"Cuomo Core" is the only logical choice. It's alliterative and will cement the education legacy the Lobbyist for the Students so desperately craves.
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ReplyDeleteNot sure about a new name, but I wrote us a theme song.
ReplyDeleteJust sing along to the theme of Gilligan's Island:
Cuomo’s Isle
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started from this Common port,
aboard a leaky ship.
Bill Gates was a mighty money man,
The Skipper brave and sure,
reformers set sail that day,
for a ten year tour,
a ten year tour.
Well, the parents started getting rough,
the leaky ship was tossed.
If not for the money from of the clueless crew
the Standards will be lost.
The Standards will be lost.
The ship's aground on the shore of this
untested testing isle
with Andy,
the Skipper too.
The billionaire and his ego,
the DC star,
Coleman and a shaky plan,
here on Cuomo’s Isle.
Here’s the tale of clueless castaways,
they're stuck for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
Bill Gates and his Skipper too
will do their very best,
to bash teachers, kids, and their schools
with their tricky tests.
Just a coffin waiting for the one last nail
like Ford’s Edsel car,
it's bound to be an epic fail.
So join us here each spring my friends,
no reason left to smile,
with all these clueless castaways
here on Cuomo’s Isle!
love it!!! thanks for the laugh
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ReplyDeleteSame Shit Diffrent Name
CCSS = Children Crying State Standards
ReplyDeleteColeman the Whore's Standards?
ReplyDeleteCuomo Crap
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