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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Bloomberg's State of the City Speech

He's expected to give much of today's speech to education issues.

I'm going to preview it for you.

Teacher suck.
Teachers suck.

We need to fire teachers.

Teachers suck.

More money for consultants.

Teachers suck.

Class size doesn't matter.

Only teacher quality does.

Because teachers suck.

I'm awesome.

The school system was a mess before I took total control - now it's a success.

But if I can fire as many teachers as I want when I want, I can make the school system even more successful.

Because teachers suck.

Fire teachers.

Gates says so too.

So does Obama.

Because teachers suck.

21st century schools require 18th century labor practices for teachers.

There you have it - Bloomberg's State of the City speech.

1 comment:

  1. Brilliant! I'm willing to bet it's pretty close too.