Commander-In-Chief-In-Waiting Mike Bloomberg said if he had his way, he'd fire 50% of New York City public school teachers and double class sizes to 70.
Hey, Mikey, why stop at firing 50% of NYC school teachers?
Why not stick 'em in Guantanamo Bay and unleash the CIA on them with taxpayer-provided waterboards?
Better yet, why not unleash your own army on them with all that fun new anti-terror technology your police commissioner is always bragging about and keep the torture right here in NYC.
All you have to do is declare unionized teachers "terror suspects" and you can pretty much do whatever the hell you want with them these days.
Let's be honest here, the way you talk about teachers and the way you treat them, it's pretty obvious you think we're worse than terrorists.
So don't stop with firing teachers, Mr. Mayor - indulge your inner Cheney.
It's the right thing to do - for both the kids and America.