Two State of the Union Tweets

Because I knew there would @#$% like this:

Not just how well they can fill in a bubble on a test...wait whose policy was Race to the TOp? #SOTU
— Liza Featherstone (@lfeatherz) January 29, 2014

I decided this:

Couldn't decide - watch the SOTU or paint dry? Decided to go w/ the paint. Drying paint doesn't lie or bull@#$% you...
— realitybasededucator (@perdidostschool) January 29, 2014