New contraceptive ad:
Cathie Black says, when you're out swilling cosmos and binging on Bolivia's Finest all night, don't forget NYC Condoms.
Ms. Black no longer needs to worry about birth control when she's out swilling cosmos and binging on Bolivia's Finest, but back in the day when she did, like the old American Express card, she never left home without it.
And you shouldn't either.
Remember kids, play it safe - Put a cap on it!!!
It's good for you AND for NYC public schools!!!