I can't call it the Koch Bridge.
I just can't.
You shouldn't either.
I say we should change the name every few months - just name it after one of the many Koch cronies who went to jail for corruption (or killed themselves) during the third Koch term.
Here, let me get the string of names started:
Koch himself belonged in jail. He managed to skate free, but he shouldn't have a bridge named after him.
Maybe a prison, but not a bridge...