If Not Cathie Black, How About Spiderman?

Word is Mayor Moneybags has an alternative candidate for NYC schools chancellor if the Cathie Black appointment doesn't work out - Spiderman!!!

MAYOR BLOOMBERG, on the cover of a special Marvel comic book, “The Amazing Spider-Man: YOU’RE HIRED!” The Mayor, Marvel Comics CEO Joe Quesada … and Spider-Man will unveil the full-color, eight-page comic book. The story features an out-of-work Peter Parker (Spider-Man), frustrated and at a loss about how to find a new job. A serendipitous meeting with Mayor Bloomberg, who tells him about the free job training and placement services available through the city’s Workforce1 Career Centers, helps to put him on the right track.

You know, I think our last chancellor - Joel Klein - had a distinct resemblance to Dr. Doom, so replacing him with Spiderman isn't so crazy.

And you know how the song about Spiderman goes, right?

Spiderman, Spiderman, does anything a chancellor can...spins some test scores, any style, lays off teachers, with a smile...here's our new schools chancellor...SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!

You can see the cover to Marvel comic here.